Saturday, September 30, 2006

Stupidity

You may recall, if you have memorized the contents of my blog, that last summer I did a rash of stupid things (including gluing my fingers together with superglue.) The syndrome has returned.

- Today I locked my keys in my car, for only the second time in my life. (Luckily I was less than a mile away from my apartment complex at the time.)

- I put my shirt on backwards, and didn't realize it until I had driven to where I was going and walked halfway across the parking lot.

- In one day, I managed to damage two pieces of (extremely valuable) furniture at the decorative arts museum where I work. I have the opposite Midias touch.

I can only guess at the cause of such a horrible disease. Possible causes include:

- Massive doses of art historical theory.

- Severe deprivation of Project Runway.

- Lack of yarn buying funds.

- Unlike normal people, Jason has decided to go TO a burning forest. He's currently working in California on this fire, far from civilization, actual beds, and showers:


Actually its kind of pretty. But don't let that mislead you! Its on FIRE!

Let's hope this syndrome passes soon, otherwise you may find me at the bottom of a staircase with multiple broken limbs.

3 comments:

KevinM said...
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V said...

Um, what kind of "damage"? Laying on the floor in hundreds of tiny pieces damage, or whoops I scratched the varnish damage? Either way, I'm really sorry it happened. And I do the same kinds of clumsy things, too. It's a miracle that I moved china in storage this summer without ruining it all. Probably a good reason to stick with soap....

reluctantMANGO said...

Phew! Sounds like you've had a rough week... after all of that, I think you're due for at least a month of good luck. Hope things start looking up soon! Sending 'be safe' vibes to your Jason.

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